Yeah I’m up in Woodloch
Drove in from the island
Sit next to the window
Eating food forever
I’m here with my family
And since we made it here
We can make it anywhere
We won gold at double dare
I used to golf at Bethpage
All of my golfing buddies said I should just go Pack my things
We could go to woodloch springs
They took me to the prime spot
Where you’ll see a happy face
Running through the woods like mad cuz I’m in an Amazing Race
Cruising down Welcome Lake Stop at the Country Inn Put on your bathing suit Swim in Teedyusking Lay out in the back lawn Kids in the swimming pool Catch a quick nap so we can Go play Name that Tune Again, its time to dine JK has a crazy tie Standing in the dining room Giving us a high five Family is decked out I could sing like I’m from glee Tell by my gratitude that I’m most Definitely at Woodloch…Verse 2 Catch me at the Night-club betting on my Horse again Where 5 is Alive! Can he can come back? Yeah, I know he can You should see my grandma, she ain’t in the rooma She went out the lobby to play bocce there with Boomer Welcome to the melting pot Where we’re serving mom and pops Here we got our motto Its Tradition of Excellance JK, BK, PK, and a Brad Four generations strong and we’re still going we don’t mean to brag Eight hundred people, out there and they’re playing On the waterslide, volleyball, or waterskiing Then I’m goin inside, you can’t stop the games You playing with joey the kid I’m playing with Randy Here’s to Chuck Russel And Uncle Harry Honor those who’ve gone, rest in peace Aunt Mary The staff and our company, we’re one big family Come back to our home And enjoy our hospitality.
